deadlylotusflower:

“Yoυ cαll ιт RUDE, αɴd I cαll ιт PROVING A POINT.
I jυѕт lιĸe тo мαĸe ѕυre I'м ɴoт ɢeттιɴɢ мyѕelғ ιɴтo
αɴyтнιɴɢ тнαт I cαɴ'т мυѕcle мy wαy oυт oғ. Uɴlιĸe
yoυ αppαreɴтly, I doɴ'т нαve αɴ υɴѕpeαĸαвle ɴeed
тo тнrow мyѕelғ ιɴтo υɴғoreѕeeαвle perιl 24/7.”

          Sαyѕ тнe αѕѕαѕѕιɴ. Jια yoυ нypocrιтe.

“Oғ coυrѕe yoυ’ll мαĸe rooм ғor мe. We вoтн ĸɴow тнαт
yoυ вroυɢнт ιт αll υp jυѕт тo тry αɴd ɢeт мy αттeɴтιoɴ.”

   ➳ ❝Wouldn’t that make me the brains of this operation?
         Sounds about right. It’s actually why I can afford to,
         as you so eloquently put it, throw myself into  unfor-
         seeable peril.   Besides–I have a NORMAL day-job.
         Your profession is the       definition of unforseeable
         peril.

         Sure, Jia, clearly this is me needing your company
         and not you butting in as per usual.  ❞