“Yoυ ĸɴow, тнιѕ ιѕ wнere yoυ αcтυαlly
ѕαy тнαɴĸ yoυ ғor мy ιмpeccαвle
αѕѕ ĸιcĸιɴɢ ѕĸιllѕ. Iғ αɴyтнιɴɢ, yoυ were
тнe dαмѕel ιɴ dιѕтreѕѕ, αɴd I ѕαved yoυr
αѕѕ. Yoυ’re welcoмe Lydια.”“Cαll мe ɴυтѕ αll yoυ wαɴт, вυт тнe
вooтѕ αre coмғorтαвle. Iɴғαcт, αlѕo,
α мαѕĸ мαy нαve вeeɴ α ɢood ιdeα ғroм yoυ.
Iт woυld мυғғle αll тнe ɴαɢɢιɴɢ.”
➳ ❝Oh hun, if believing that will get you through
the day, then by all means. I’ll be the bigger
person and try not to steal your thunder—-
even if there really wasn’t much thunder to
begin with.
You know what, a mask is indeed a good
idea, if it means I don’t have to suffer your
sweaty feet smell. Seriously, I know us
Asians do the whole take-your-shoes-off-
in-the-house thing, but I’d really rather you
keep those boots on. I don’t have enough
proper ventilation for the feet smell, y’know.
❞